Beyond the Boggled Mind

Ramblings of my boggled mind

MH 50 things women wish you knew & my openion…

on August 5, 2011

This list came from Men’s Health and I couldn’t help but let out how women really are at least this women anyway. First off I went threw this list and most of them sound like men answers and a few snarky bullshit ones from men. I really don’t believe most are these came from women who supposedly helped make this list.

and away we go!

50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.

I’m sorry but that is bullshit, yes I know some things men should realize but every thing is not a give me that’s how we differ from one another. I mean really if we knew everything about the person as soon as we looked at them in reality it would be horrible.

49. I remember everything about our relationship.

* OK, that is so not true, women are forgetful too. we remember things about you and special times. not everything and most women don’t expect you to remember everything, just the important things b-days and anniversary s.

48. for the record: Id rather you break up with me ten cheat.

* this is true at least for me, if your lying and cheating on me just leave or if you don’t want me and want someone else go cause it would be less of my time wasted on some cheater.

47. It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…

* this is fairly true if you have to hide it then its a bad thing.

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

* if you are with her then you know she does lol if not lol then prepare to be slapped but I like it but I also like to talk dirty to my hubby .

45. Ilove holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

* umm not really unless its a private situation then yes lol

44. I like porn.

* no, not all women like it and I hate they put this on here.

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

*  a nice peck on the cheek would be nice, maybe a peck on the lips but not full on tongue.

42. it’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

* NO! 1- she leaves hints! pay attention! and 2- if its a suprise believe me it wont be girls talk and it ends up getting out some way!

41. I love it when you’re sweaty.

* fresh sweat is good the bodys faremones are in there it tends to turn us on if you have day old sweat thats just nasty go take a shower!.

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

* so true for me.

39. I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.

* so true for me, I hate when the guy is quiet and I ask what they are thinking and they say nothing but the look on their face is major concentration.

38.  Discussion of ex’s should be avoided at all times.

* that is not necessarily true sometimes it shows you just why they do or feel or act certain ways.

37. If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking…

* this is somewhat true, I will try and work things out tell my feelings but if its ignored then bye-bye.

36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you— and for you to recognize this.

* very true, i want to be the best thing I cant be your alpha in everything but I can be your omega.

35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi= more loving.

* little surprises yes they mean a lot but really if your buying her affection time for move on all she is is a whore with out having to walk the street.

34.  I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now

* yes tell her how you feel as much as possible its easy to forget and loose connection when work and home and everyone gets mixed in take time everyday to tell her something small cause even the words i love you loose meaning after a while.

33. You’re sexy when youre: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white t-shirt and jeans, dirving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

* yes to most of them normally anything fing things shaving ilove to shave the guy i’m with always have really i love when you do house work in any form its sexy when a man can take care of things and not depend on a women constantly to clean.

32. I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.

* true but not always a good time to hold hands lol.

31. Women get urinary -tract infections easily, so watch and wash your fingers.

* also take care of your nails a hang nail might be small but it feels like a needle scraping over your skin! tips for all men right there damn it lol

30. I want to be Madonna

* no maybe in the 80’s when I was like 8 or 9. I feel she went from awesome to a fall back, who truly screwed her life but it’s awesome she found happiness and is happy now.

29. when in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.

* not true, we are happy you match and are not wearing pink or purple I’m sorry but not all guys can pull off them colors! I don’t care if you call it salmon its fucking pink!

28. I’m unimpressed with a man who don’t take the lead. 

*OK it’s good to take the lead but some women love to be in control but even they like to let you take the lead sometimes you just have to drop your balls and take the lead!

27. I’m very impressed when you ask my advice.

* no, this is so far wrong, its nice for you to ask but I’m not impressed by it but I’m not turned off over it either, I’m neither.

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

* this just gives hope to all men don’t it… too bad its just not true. if I think about all the men I have talked to and I do talk to I’m sorry but if I was single a big portion like98% would get a no.

25.  my breast love much licking and sucking.

* this is not always true, sometimes I like it sometimes I don’t it just depends on my mood. but one thing I don’t want is him acting like a dog and gnawing and slobbering, that’s just nasty!

24. if I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

* not always true. If you do make it yourself and bring it to bed nothing sweeter!

23. You should never tell me what to do.

* this is fairly true lol it’s just a bad idea to try and tell me what to do or boss me cause that just makes me more stubborn and hard headed.

22. you look hot in hooded clothing items.

* for me this is so true i love hoodies and the like. but I love “wife beaters” too. BUT as again not everyone can pull either off so careful wearing them because some people hoodies = creepy pedophile  looking man and “wife beaters” on some men = douche bag also, popping your collar is automatically = douche bag! OH and while your at it pull up your fucking pants…no one wants to see you boxers or ass for that matter.

21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movie. 

* sometimes this is nice.

20. when I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

* true and omg if we say anything about being fat damn don’t agree please! don’t be like well eat less or work out… blah blah blah just say baby i love you how ever you are if you gain or loose i will be behind you no matter what and i love you and think your sexy. we need reassurance at this point and yes we fish for it we fish for a lot of things if you are not giving us what we need.

19. I own a debbie gibson CD and I know how to use it.

* ok not sure about this one but sure whatever lol

18. shoes determine if your fashionable or not.

* ummm no this seems like a bullshit one its yet another that don’t make scence to me lol

17. If I’m not having sex with you, I’m . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling “connected” to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.

* a- sometimes true for some women but mine is normally not fat days mine is i feel bad dont touch me b- very true c- that is bullshit at least to me, if your gf or wife does this don’t let her get away with it because its a crock of shit and causes more issues. its one thing to pout to get your way but blackmailing and holding off sex is retarded.

16. you did something bad, i seem cool with it ( im not!)

* this is true I admit its not the best way to do things but I know i do it just to not fight normally.

15. oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

* no no no no you are in the dog house till i say no matter what you do don’t do get or don’t get will get you out of it.

14. I’m more forgiving of you then I really should be.

* true very true but you forgive who you love, normally no matter what is done or said.

13. I’m scared of loosing my independance.

* true

12. only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

* not true bikers can pull them off to and leather chaps are hot on bikers too!

11. I expect you to call me.

* true I hate calling someone and they not answer then after a few hours calling again it makes us feel like stalkers or your ignoring us its best to call us!

10. I get turned on just by seeing I have an email from you.

* true anything unexpected a text call email you just showing up is great its the fact your thinking about me.

9.  I’m terrified becomeing my mother, even though I admire her.

* true lol

8. Most of the time when I fantasize its about you.

* true

7. ” fine” is never an approprate responce when I ask how I look.

* true if I spent a lot of time and ask you. normal day I don’t ask.

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

* yes yes and oh yes! lol i love when its a surprise hug 😀

5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

* no, I have no idea where they got this unless its someone who really wants kids or really don’t.

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

* no you don’t lol and mostly you look retarded in any type of jersey as well baseball basket ball football hockey IF YOU DON’T PLAY THE SPORT DON’T WEAR SOMEONE ELSE’S JERSEYS! OMG and you don’t look cool in a ref’s shirt either!

3. I will leave if you lie.

* true all the way true, some can be forgiven but really we will say bye bye bye over the right lie.

2. Real men drive a stick shift.

* no, I have no clue where this came from but I dont see it lol.

and the final number one is… * drum roll*


1. saying ” i love you” before, during or imediately after sex. Don’t count!

* this is true for some women and esp if its the only time you say it or the first time you say it, if I feel its true I enjoy hearing it any time.

here is the link for anyone who wants to comment on the magazine or leave comments here ❤


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